It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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