It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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