driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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