I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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