no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
