My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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