Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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