Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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