u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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