Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Barsexuality is the new black.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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