Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Randomize