This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
