she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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