you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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