he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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