That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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