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You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..

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Who?

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Chris brown

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No way... I bet he was intense

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Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two

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(248): You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to.. (1-248): Who? (248): Chris brown (1-248): No way... I bet he was intense (248): Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two http://tfl.nu/q7w2

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(305): View more from Florida

so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.

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(305): so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high. http://tfl.nu/cyd0

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(361): View more from Texas

She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.

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(361): She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation. http://tfl.nu/alpd

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(815): View more from Illinois

i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.

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(815): i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing. http://tfl.nu/zu31

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(614): View more from Ohio

thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.

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(614): thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn. http://tfl.nu/sfhl

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Why are you speaking in third person?

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Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.

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(902): Why are you speaking in third person? (1-902): Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore. http://tfl.nu/1fh5

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(360): View more from Washington

Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.

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(360): Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours. http://tfl.nu/m716

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(703): View more from Virginia

The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.

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(703): The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party. http://tfl.nu/q2r5

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(541): View more from Oregon

Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?

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(541): Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am? http://tfl.nu/ak1s

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him

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(732): You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him http://tfl.nu/pbux

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(904): View more from Florida

Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.

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(904): Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am. http://tfl.nu/pjgw

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(301): View more from Maryland

Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities

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(301): Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities http://tfl.nu/tvfe

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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash

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(847): Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash http://tfl.nu/hj9z

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(979): View more from Texas

Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.

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(979): Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo. http://tfl.nu/7yqz

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(510): View more from California

i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was

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(510): i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was http://tfl.nu/ppih

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