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(404): View more from Georgia

what's for breakfast?

(678): View more from Georgia

Advil and throwup

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(941): View more from Florida

still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.

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(314): View more from Missouri

For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...

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(228): View more from Mississippi

She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.

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