No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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