Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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