She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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