talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I skipped work to stalk him.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
This is the high leading the old right now
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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