hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
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I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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