Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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