I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
this boner is exhausting
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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