well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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