Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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