You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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