You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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