We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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