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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.