11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?