i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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