don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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