yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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