Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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