Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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