thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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