wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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