im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
this just has baby written all over it
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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