I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
