can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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