HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My ass is underappreciated
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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