I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.