She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
not ubering you a puppy