Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
This is the high leading the old right now
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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