Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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