Pregnant stripper...not hot.
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you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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