There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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