i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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