I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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