It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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