you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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