so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
worst night to have a conscience
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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