you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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